Pampered Chef

I went to a Pampered Chef party for my friend. I'm not the small party kind of person; I went for her; I hope she understands this. I have problems sitting around and making small talk with women. I always end up eating all the finger food so that people will say, "Oh, she's eating." and not talk to me. Normally they talk to me anyway and I end up having to rapidly chew a fattening piece of goody before replying. Then you sit there trying to figure out what to buy. It can't take up too much space, cost too much or have more than two parts. It can't be pink, blue or any other color of the rainbow. It also can't have some cool way to collapse it. If the ad says, "It just pops right up!" don't buy it; they are lying! Nothing with plastic and screws just pops right up. Also, don't let people at the party try to help you. What they think is a cool dicer sounds to me like a quick way for me to lose a finger. All in all we got some cool stuff. Word to the wise for anyone going to Eastern Europe; BRING A BREAD KNIFE! You will eat A LOT of bread and most people can't afford knives. They run like 90 American bucks. Do what I'm doing; bring a knife and leave it as a gift when you leave. Wahoo!